Videographer Job in Tuscaloosa, Alabama

Hi I know this may sound odd But I am looking for some Die Hard Alabama Fans to just make a short video for me to make fun of friends out here on the Westcoast that are Die Hard USC Fans I need you to call them out by name B-line Travis and Birdman and just say awesome things about Alabama Football. I can pay $20 or so if Videos are good and will have you keep making me videos throughout the football season. You can text me at 801-661-... if interested. I am doing this because I live out West and there are not a lot of BAMA Fans here and Roll Tide!